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pred_error #1 Posted 30 October 2014 - 04:11 PM

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[DPS] Dubious Poaching Season 2014

 

Dumb Pubbeh Safari is now recruiting new faces to replace our past members who have grown out of the game / real life much excite / lost enough weight / busy with supposed girlfriend / verbally abused by the wife / got a job / rage quit / cos reasons.

 

DPS are preparing for a comeback to activity for upcoming Strongholds update, Campaigns 3, revamped Clan Wars and Tournaments. 

 

We are looking for candidates that possess much wins, basic grasp of English, proper microphone, experience in team play from various competitive team game modes (Clan Wars, Strongholds etc), battle calling ability (optional but will be a great benefit and huge boost to apps) and committed during clan events.

 

Recruitment Standards based on Overall and/or Previous 1000 battles:

  • Winrate 60%++
  • WN8 2300++
  • Good selection of Tier 8s and 10s
  • No low-tier padding

 

Note: Recruitment Standards are taken to consideration for every application, exceptions may be made if an application possesses certain requirements but does not meet other(s) by a minor fraction. If application do possess certain requirements but does not meet certain other(s) by large differences they are NOT to be re-considered and thus will be rejected. Any other application that differs by minor values compared to Recruitment Standards will be handled by our Recruitment Officers in a case by case basis.

 

Application process will NOT be immediate, potential candidates will be requested to platoon with voice communication on our TeamSpeak followed by further internal review with other Recruitment Officers and approval by Commander or Executive Officers.

 

Send your applications and contact our Recruitment Officers:

 

Please do NOT spam multiple PMs to our Officers, those that do NOT meet our Recruitment Standards will simply be rejected and subsequently ignored if they persist. 

 

Red Text. Content Edited. User Warned.

~Madiba



pred_error #2 Posted 30 October 2014 - 04:12 PM

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DPS New Faces 1


Edited by pred_error, 30 October 2014 - 04:15 PM.


Ezz #3 Posted 30 October 2014 - 04:13 PM

    How many flipping posts do I need to get past Major?

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And the crowd goes wild!

 

Good luck (again).


Who the [edited] are you? Get Spoofed! "wouldn't be a proper WG balance change if they didn't [edited] something up after all "

>9000 cynicism brought to you by P2W, RIP Balance and the Cartoon Connection

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Aoyama_Blue_Mountain #4 Posted 30 October 2014 - 04:22 PM

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Should say your timezone too, last minicampaign see you guys fighting at 3PM against 4S and VN? Ain't nobody got time for that.

Noobs don't snipe because they are good at snipe; noobs snipe because they can't do anything else / People don't lose because they lemming; people lemming because they are losers

Do not confuse team strength with individual strength; a single enemy killed in a 1v3 is worth more than two enemies killed in a 4v2 / Lanchester's Square Law predicts in a 2v1, the side with 2 will end with 1.5 tanks remaining, so if you won with less than that remaining, you're actually noob, not pro

When you are not losing because you outnumber the enemy, your other flank is losing because they are outnumbered; it's just math

Law of mirror: When you are holding a 1v6 against the enemy, you own team is also getting 6v1 held by the enemy

Noob self-balancing theory: When you release a good tank, enough noobs will flood to play it, until the server stats become average again


Spawnylicious #5 Posted 30 October 2014 - 04:23 PM

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View PostBluefunk, on 30 October 2014 - 04:22 PM, said:

Should say your timezone too, last minicampaign see you guys fighting at 3PM against 4S and VN? Ain't nobody got time for that.

 

We played on both Time Zone during last campaign.

 

 



Haku #6 Posted 30 October 2014 - 04:32 PM

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Bump.

僕の最愛心 、宮本雪子は。。。


Ezz #7 Posted 30 October 2014 - 04:34 PM

    How many flipping posts do I need to get past Major?

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Awwww yeeeeh, koala gets the cool shirt.

 

Also looks like the random bear character may have been dressed by a fashion boutique that'd been locked behind the iron curtain since 1960.


Edited by Ezz, 30 October 2014 - 04:35 PM.

Who the [edited] are you? Get Spoofed! "wouldn't be a proper WG balance change if they didn't [edited] something up after all "

>9000 cynicism brought to you by P2W, RIP Balance and the Cartoon Connection

Currently moderating your English speaking community : AALGMadibaCenturion_NZ, Elite911, Moonbase Patrol Copter 7

R. Pubbie: "why are all PBKAC players so rude, arrogant and nasty? and why do Mods favor them?"


Seahchye #8 Posted 30 October 2014 - 04:38 PM

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View PostElastic_Little_Brother, on 30 October 2014 - 04:23 PM, said:

 

We played on both Time Zone during last campaign.

 

 

 

We can play on both early and late timezone.

 

View PostHaku, on 30 October 2014 - 04:32 PM, said:

Bump.

 

Thanks



MagicalFlyingFox #9 Posted 30 October 2014 - 04:41 PM

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DPS too op. too scurb to join lah

 

GL guys


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 A. Guy on 02 June 2018 - 12:40 AM, said:

Destroyer of Tier 6 CW... says it all about you.


Matto97 #10 Posted 30 October 2014 - 04:56 PM

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The sleeping giant is awakening... GL with recruitment. o777

 

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3LIT3_5NIP3R #11 Posted 30 October 2014 - 05:01 PM

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GL 

 

... Just realised you're in the same school as me 3LIT3, imma rekt you irl -Laserbeam, 13 Jan, 11.10 PM


Hiendv #12 Posted 30 October 2014 - 05:03 PM

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GL

_Storm #13 Posted 30 October 2014 - 05:03 PM

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Maybe one day I might be good enough to join...one day (in the probably distant future).

 

Good luck with the recruitment! :D



MagicalFlyingFox #14 Posted 30 October 2014 - 05:04 PM

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inb4 storm retags with DPS

http://www.theuselessweb.com/

 A. Guy on 02 June 2018 - 12:40 AM, said:

Destroyer of Tier 6 CW... says it all about you.


HoukagoTeaTime #15 Posted 30 October 2014 - 05:17 PM

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And   here  we   go.

Good luck with recruitment! I wish I was good enough. :honoring:



Fruity_Ninja #16 Posted 30 October 2014 - 05:19 PM

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Welcome back pred

 

Good luck with the recruitment drive to DPS.

 


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LegendarySpecies #17 Posted 30 October 2014 - 05:23 PM

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Goodluck with rerkootmant, my stats are nowhere near the minimum lols

SaltyMemeMan_CAMMA #18 Posted 30 October 2014 - 06:00 PM

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It took exactly 11min for Bluefunk to shit on our thread.....

 

Well I guess I have to do shit.



Percy23 #19 Posted 30 October 2014 - 06:03 PM

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Goodluck DPS :D More powah!


fabiensg #20 Posted 30 October 2014 - 06:26 PM

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