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TreadHead1984 #6301 Posted 28 October 2014 - 01:09 PM

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View PostFruity_Ninja, on 27 October 2014 - 07:53 PM, said:

 

You are interesting.

 

Where did you come from?

 

 

so you want to know my origin story? well you see My father, was a drinker, and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and says, "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the knife. "WHY SO SERIOUS?"

 

TBH: I was watching Good Game (SP i think) and they reviewed wot on xbox.  loving tanks i needed to play this game so I borrowed my mates xbox for a bit and played a few hundred games or so on it. when i wasn't playing it i was reading about it,  lurking on these forums (these forums are much better than the xbox ones, I love the e drama in CRD so lol worthy). I didn't have anything to contribute because I wasn't playing the PC version at the time. You PETCO guys looked like you were alright and i wished i could join one of the clans but I was playing on the xbox version and had no tier 10s (plus my win rate didn't met requirements anyway) . So that is  when i decided, I gave the xbox back, created an account , and then started my own clan on the PC version a clan for baddies like me. 



Ezz #6302 Posted 28 October 2014 - 01:12 PM

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View PostTreadHead1984, on 28 October 2014 - 04:09 PM, said:

started my own clan on the PC version a clan for baddies like me. 

Have you been taking the bins out?


Who the [edited] are you? Get Spoofed! "wouldn't be a proper WG balance change if they didn't [edited] something up after all "

>9000 cynicism brought to you by P2W, RIP Balance and the Cartoon Connection

R. Pubbie: "why are all PBKAC players so rude, arrogant and nasty? and why do Mods favor them?"


LXX_ignis #6303 Posted 28 October 2014 - 01:14 PM

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View PostTreadHead1984, on 28 October 2014 - 04:09 PM, said:

 

so you want to know my origin story? well you see My father, was a drinker, and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and says, "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the knife. "WHY SO SERIOUS?"

 

TBH: I was watching Good Game (SP i think) and they reviewed wot on xbox.  loving tanks i needed to play this game so I borrowed my mates xbox for a bit and played a few hundred games or so on it. when i wasn't playing it i was reading about it,  lurking on these forums (these forums are much better than the xbox ones, I love the e drama in CRD so lol worthy). I didn't have anything to contribute because I wasn't playing the PC version at the time. You PETCO guys looked like you were alright and i wished i could join one of the clans but I was playing on the xbox version and had no tier 10s (plus my win rate didn't met requirements anyway) . So that is  when i decided, I gave the xbox back, created an account , and then started my own clan on the PC version a clan for baddies like me. 

 

Well look at you go.. Good luck with your new clan..

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_stevethegecko_ #6304 Posted 28 October 2014 - 01:21 PM

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Ezz, I'll be hitting 22,222 battles today!

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LXX_ignis #6305 Posted 28 October 2014 - 01:23 PM

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View PostFeeTFooD, on 28 October 2014 - 04:21 PM, said:

Ezz, I'll be hitting 22,222 battles today! IF my misses left me play today... Fingers crossed... 

 


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Will come to the name Fireguard_.

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Fruity_Ninja #6306 Posted 28 October 2014 - 01:23 PM

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View PostTreadHead1984, on 28 October 2014 - 01:09 PM, said:

 

so you want to know my origin story? well you see My father, was a drinker, and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and says, "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the knife. "WHY SO SERIOUS?"

 

 

Wow.  Almost the same backstory as me.  You just DDOS'd my brain.

 

You also feel like a strangely familiar person from another time and place.

 


.....


_stevethegecko_ #6307 Posted 28 October 2014 - 01:31 PM

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Hey fire. Tonight my Mrs has Zumba so i'll be online and talking until about about 2100, and just online until 2230 or so.

kilig ako


LXX_ignis #6308 Posted 28 October 2014 - 01:32 PM

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View PostFeeTFooD, on 28 October 2014 - 04:31 PM, said:

Hey fire. Tonight my Mrs has Zumba so i'll be online and talking until about about 2100, and just online until 2230 or so.

 

I also have to use the "no speaking" policy.. Seems talking to my online friends is even more moronic than playing the game...

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Ezz #6309 Posted 28 October 2014 - 01:39 PM

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Feety, if you ever need some moral support...


Who the [edited] are you? Get Spoofed! "wouldn't be a proper WG balance change if they didn't [edited] something up after all "

>9000 cynicism brought to you by P2W, RIP Balance and the Cartoon Connection

R. Pubbie: "why are all PBKAC players so rude, arrogant and nasty? and why do Mods favor them?"


_stevethegecko_ #6310 Posted 28 October 2014 - 01:41 PM

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Operating from the East Coast of Australia or flexible with your playing time? PBKAC may be the place for you!

 

PBKAC is a multi-national clan formed in October 2012 by the Glorious Dictator Ezz, who emigrated from the NA server with the fallen one we know as Kermit.  We are a highly active strongholds clan, and have recently become an active clan wars clan again. We are generally relaxed and not too serious, our primary goal is gudfites, we are not interested in farming gold.

What are our requirements you may ask? Here they are:

  • Be active for clan wars at least 3 nights a week. We understand that real life takes precedence over pixel tanks, and are quite forgiving.
  • Have at least 3 clan wars tanks and show up when specials have popped.
  • Be active on teamspeak, especially during our clan wars time (2000 AEST/2100 AEDST to 2200 AEST... 1800 to 2000 server time). A mic isn't required, but your presence is.
  • Generally BLUE or DARK GREEN stats, 55% is our official minimum win %, but we will make allowances for recent over overall if you were a late bloomer.

 

If you have any questions regarding recruitment, please feel free to PM me over the forums or in-game.

 


Edited by FeeTFooD, 28 October 2014 - 01:50 PM.

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_stevethegecko_ #6311 Posted 28 October 2014 - 01:42 PM

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Thanks to Fruity for that .gif, I love it. Also, the Mrs just got promoted, so I will not be around much after tonight for a few days.

kilig ako


LXX_ignis #6312 Posted 28 October 2014 - 01:46 PM

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That awkward moment when you realise you no longer meet the required entry requirements..... 

 

Lucky I post like a boss hey Ezz...


Edited by fire70, 28 October 2014 - 01:47 PM.

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_stevethegecko_ #6313 Posted 28 October 2014 - 01:49 PM

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People already in get to stay in fire. I mean look at Karl. His recent has dropped 3% and we still haven't booted him.

Ezz, my post to front page se il vous plaît


Edited by FeeTFooD, 28 October 2014 - 01:53 PM.

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Ezz #6314 Posted 28 October 2014 - 01:50 PM

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View PostFeeTFooD, on 28 October 2014 - 04:42 PM, said:

Thanks to Fruity for that .gif, I love it. Also, the Mrs just got promoted, so I will not be around much after tonight for a few days.

 

Her suit needs ironing?

Who the [edited] are you? Get Spoofed! "wouldn't be a proper WG balance change if they didn't [edited] something up after all "

>9000 cynicism brought to you by P2W, RIP Balance and the Cartoon Connection

R. Pubbie: "why are all PBKAC players so rude, arrogant and nasty? and why do Mods favor them?"


MagicalFlyingFox #6315 Posted 28 October 2014 - 01:51 PM

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View Postfire70, on 28 October 2014 - 04:46 PM, said:

That awkward moment when you realise you no longer meet the required entry requirements..... 

 

Lucky I post like a boss hey Ezz...

 

Wooo 1 Tier 10 ftw

http://www.theuselessweb.com/

 A. Guy on 02 June 2018 - 12:40 AM, said:

Destroyer of Tier 6 CW... says it all about you.


karl0ssus1 #6316 Posted 28 October 2014 - 01:53 PM

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View PostFeeTFooD, on 28 October 2014 - 06:49 PM, said:

People already in get to stay in fire. I mean look at Karl. His recent has dropped 3% and we still haven't booted him.

 

Shit, you noticed. I blame err.. FeeT the loominarty

RIP DM, 2012~2014 


LXX_ignis #6317 Posted 28 October 2014 - 01:54 PM

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Well I have a good excuse. Bad teams™, really if I derp in the first minute they should expect to get abused for the rest of the game if they don't carry for me...

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_stevethegecko_ #6318 Posted 28 October 2014 - 01:58 PM

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View PostLockhart77, on 28 October 2014 - 03:21 PM, said:

Any chance I can re-occupy my old bunk?

You're welcome to join if you're interested.



Lockhart77 #6319 Posted 28 October 2014 - 02:49 PM

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View PostEzz, on 28 October 2014 - 12:05 PM, said:

 

How many other 10k posters are there out there?

Not sure, feels like there's certain club of poasters, like dem airplane miles club thingies in the movie Up In The Air.

View PostFeeTFooD, on 28 October 2014 - 12:58 PM, said:

You're welcome to join if you're interested.

I hope there's no unrecognized substances on it


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Ezz #6320 Posted 28 October 2014 - 03:46 PM

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View PostLockhart77, on 28 October 2014 - 05:49 PM, said:

Not sure, feels like there's certain club of poasters, like dem airplane miles club thingies in the movie Up In The Air.

 

It's probably worth differentiating between the mile high club and a frequent flyers club. You can bot your way to a frequent flyers.


Who the [edited] are you? Get Spoofed! "wouldn't be a proper WG balance change if they didn't [edited] something up after all "

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R. Pubbie: "why are all PBKAC players so rude, arrogant and nasty? and why do Mods favor them?"






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