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[DPS] Dubious Poaching Season 2015 Part II: Electric Boogaloo

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_Nomad #1 Posted 28 October 2015 - 07:43 PM

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[DPS] DUMB PUBBEH SAFARI

DUBIOUS RECRUITMENT POACHING SEASON OFFICIALLY OPEN

 

o7o7o7

Hello.

MrSir Dr. _xXx_Nomad_o7o7o7_xXx_, PhD, reporting in to inform you all that Campaign 4 is coming soonTM, and as such Dumb Pubbeh Safari are once again coming out of retirement and selectively recruiting both old and fresh faces to join our family to replace our past members who have burnt out moved on from the game / became gud@life / deleted facebooklawyered up joined a gym / found their waifu got girlfriends / caught aggro from wife needed to address real life issues / got kicked out of mum's basement got a job / poi WOW!ships / became salt farmers- S A L T B O I S - / etc. 

 

What's that? We already made a recruitment poaching post for Operation Safari? Hmm, no I don't recall that sorry.

Was there a minicampaign? That's news to me. Even if that were the case, this was definitely not my reaction to seeing where DPS theoretically placed:

 

Anyway, enough of the non-existent mini-campaign! Let's talk Campaign 4!

 

 

- R  E  C  R  U  I  T  M  E  N  T  B  O  I  S -

DPS is looking for candidates that possess much wins, basic English grasping, proper microphone, experience in team play from various competitive team game modes (Clan Wars, Strongholds, etc), battle calling ability (optional, but will be a great benefit and huge boost for applications and to your payouts) and committed during clan events.

 

Recruitment Standards based on Overall and/or Recent 1000 battles:

~ Winrate 60%++ ~

WN8 2300++ ~

Good selection of Tier 6 fastbois, tier 8 and tier 10 tanks ~

~ No low-tier padding ~

~ Experienced battle callers and strategists ~

Players who are able to listen to callers and play as a team ~

 

Note: Recruitment standards are taken into consideration for every application, but exceptions may be made if an applicant possesses certain requirements but does not meet other(s) by a minor fraction. If applicants do possess certain requirements but do not meet other(s) by a large margin, they are NOT to be re-considered and thus will be rejected. All exceptions will be handled by our Recruitment Officers on a case-by-case basis.

 

Furthermore: Potential applicants are also made aware that by being in DPS you accept the following responsibilities:

  • Increased enemy focus fire bullying
  • Increased artillery attention bullying
  • Increased enemy YOLO, with you being the sole casualty bullying
  • Decrease in allied team skills Increased bullying

 

Application process will NOT be immediate. Potential candidates will be requested to platoon with voice communication on our Teamspeak server, followed by further internal review with other Recruitment Officers and approval by the clan Commander lol or Executive Officers.

 

It's okay though, DPS has a contingent of resident anti-bully rangers on standby if things become too much to handle.

 

Apart from in-house anti-bully rangers, what else can DPS offer me?

 

  1. An amazing community of highly skilled players who all learn, teach and have lots of fun

     
  2. Experienced leadership and professional battle callers

     
  3. A stellar Campaign history:
    #1 First Campaign
    #1 Second Campaign
    #1 Third Campaign

    #1 World on Fire Mini-Campaign
    #? Twilight Zone Mini-Campaign? I can't remember
    #? Armageddon Mini-Campaign? Uhh...
    #5 REDACTED Operation Safari Mini-Campaign REDACTED
     
  4. Always lucky in our life \o/
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Contact these Officers for Recruitment:

 

Contact these Officers for Questionable Recruitment:

 

*Please do NOT spam multiple PMs to our officers. Those that do NOT meet our Recruitment Standards will simply be rejected and subsequently ignored if they persist.

**Retirement home plan provided upon completion of Campaign.

 

Well, that's it from me.

Remember, stay salty.

 

-  S  A  L  T  B  O  I  S  -


Edited by _xXx_Nomad_o7o7o7_xXx_, 08 November 2015 - 11:55 AM.

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Counterflak #2 Posted 28 October 2015 - 07:47 PM

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NOTICE ME SEMPAI

 

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_Nomad #3 Posted 28 October 2015 - 07:49 PM

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afoxq #4 Posted 28 October 2015 - 08:06 PM

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The bullying is real !


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Saffelicious #5 Posted 28 October 2015 - 08:40 PM

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Valheru_ #6 Posted 28 October 2015 - 09:07 PM

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Wow, [edited] off, your clan is dead, die already 

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_Nomad #7 Posted 28 October 2015 - 09:09 PM

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View Post_Salt, on 28 October 2015 - 11:07 PM, said:

Wow, [edited] off, your clan is dead, die already 

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:^)

 

 

Don't be so salty m9.

Also, that is a really rare pepe. Uptoge for you my dear sirerino.


Edited by _xXx_Nomad_o7o7o7_xXx_, 28 October 2015 - 09:15 PM.

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_Spawny_ #8 Posted 28 October 2015 - 09:11 PM

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Recruitment Standards based on Overall and/or Recent 1000 battles:

~ Winrate 60%++ ~

WN8 2300++ ~

Good selection of Tier 6 fastbois, tier 8 and tier 10 tanks ~

~ No low-tier padding ~

~ Experienced battle callers and strategists ~

Players who are able to listen to callers and play as a team ~

 

*quickly hides loltractor stats* :hiding:



_Nomad #9 Posted 28 October 2015 - 09:13 PM

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View PostSpawnster, on 28 October 2015 - 11:11 PM, said:

Recruitment Standards based on Overall and/or Recent 1000 battles:

~ Winrate 60%++ ~

WN8 2300++ ~

Good selection of Tier 6 fastbois, tier 8 and tier 10 tanks ~

~ No low-tier padding ~

~ Experienced battle callers and strategists ~

Players who are able to listen to callers and play as a team ~

 

*quickly hides loltractor stats* :hiding:

 

*hides pz2j stats*

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Nice_Guy_On_Forum #10 Posted 28 October 2015 - 09:37 PM

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I comment on behalf of Fusify,

 

Nice memes mens, hope you git gud mems. 

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aqqo #11 Posted 28 October 2015 - 10:13 PM

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Ah.. everytime DPS recruitment opens, I get a tinge of excitement and then overwhelming sadness as self realization of a lack of skill sets in.

No matter how much I want to join the clan that has been my #1 dream in wot.. I just keep failing and failing to make the cut.

 


Haku #12 Posted 28 October 2015 - 10:35 PM

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Oh...you never know until you try.

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_Sabre_ #13 Posted 28 October 2015 - 11:47 PM

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Camping 4?

Ummm, seeing how there is a snowball in hell's chance of the good ol' boys being galvanised into action, do you guys need some canon fodder?

 



baby33334 #14 Posted 28 October 2015 - 11:54 PM

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View Post_xXx_Nomad_o7o7o7_xXx_, on 28 October 2015 - 11:43 AM, said:

found their waifu 

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Edited by baby33334, 28 October 2015 - 11:55 PM.


Zynth #15 Posted 29 October 2015 - 12:20 AM

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2300 wn8 entry? You are really lowering your standards there to the point even I can join.

 

Too bad my tank selection is crap.

 

But, as Sabre offered, if you ever need cannon fodder.....


Edited by Zynth, 29 October 2015 - 12:28 AM.

 

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e_sun #16 Posted 29 October 2015 - 12:29 AM

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This post maybe long and complicated. Hard to read.

Just look at Pred's post on 2014. Better for recruitment. I think we just need bump old thread from 2014. It had 11 page, 16000+ view, very hot :teethhappy:

http://forum.worldof...ng-season-2014/



Fendalton #17 Posted 29 October 2015 - 03:15 AM

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My 60 days is nearly cleared, that means I can join right? I was too good for RPS so they let me go, as they were holding me back from being a true memelord. 

 

Thread needs more memes, I will make more. 



Profanisaurus #18 Posted 29 October 2015 - 05:05 AM

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View Post_Sabre_, on 28 October 2015 - 03:47 PM, said:

Camping 4?

Ummm, seeing how there is a snowball in hell's chance of the good ol' boys being galvanised into action, do you guys need some canon fodder?

 

 

Where you been this week Damo?  We've been having a reunion on TS with Manic, Voodoo and Woolfy.

Centurion_IRL #19 Posted 29 October 2015 - 05:35 AM

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maybe one day when my alt makes it to T10 I can aspire to join the almighty DPS

 

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ForkUrEyes #20 Posted 29 October 2015 - 06:55 AM

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How many DPS players that actually still playing at the moment? 5?

Hahahahahaha






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