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WGNews #1 Posted 26 March 2018 - 03:08 PM

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Uh oh, the Jagdpanzer E 100 is getting near our light tank. What can we do?

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Jagdpanzer_General #2 Posted 26 March 2018 - 06:24 PM

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  1. Take cover, wait it to shot, then flank it.
  2. Try to bounce his shot, track it 2 times, then flank.
  3. Use HE shell or spam gold.
  4. Aim at weakpoint, (Lower plate, Tiny cupola, or lower cheek area).
  5. Use ally as distraction (If there is one) then flank his rear.

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shazrul #3 Posted 06 April 2018 - 08:24 PM

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Just keep running...
Jpze can't catch u.

Buff_Hamster #4 Posted 07 April 2018 - 10:53 AM

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View Postshazrul, on 06 April 2018 - 08:24 PM, said:

Just keep running...
Jpze can't catch u.

 

You hope the shell won't catch up to you as well.

Puggsley #5 Posted 09 April 2018 - 03:03 PM

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Lets face it, this is the perfect memes generation situation. Whatever the actual combat outcome.

 

1) If there is a decent flanking opp then take it and get behind. If you can pen the 150mm of armour on the upper half of the rear then you should be ok if you can avoid being arsse-rammed. You can make the youtube vid showing you either killing the hapless Tier 10, or of an epic fail as you are arse-rammed to death or pushed up against a building and flipped. 

 

2) If pure salt generation is your aim, or you have less than 150mm pen, then permatrack until you run out of ammo, and/or allies to actually pen it. This vid will have the post game pm's incorporated into the stream. A strong likelihood of Benny Hill music playing against a 2x speed replay.

 

3) Run away using the erratic zigzag method. If capping is an option then go for that. Probably need to throw out some cutting PM's to include on the vid as the cap will be pretty lame by itself.

 

4) If shot, and in all probability it will be a 1 shot, then focus on the spectacular turret flying off in slo mo and have some text biatching about MM on the screen. 

 

 



mttspiii #6 Posted 09 April 2018 - 03:50 PM

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View PostPuggsley, on 09 April 2018 - 03:03 PM, said:

4) If shot, and in all probability it will be a 1 shot, then focus on the spectacular turret flying off in slo mo and have some text biatching about MM on the screen.

 

Pro tip: If you position your death perfectly, you could  make your airborne turret land on the JPE100's flat roof deck and kill him that way.

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ThomChen114 #7 Posted 10 April 2018 - 10:42 AM

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Depends on the light tank

Assuming tier X instead:

 

T-100 LT: down that vodka and rush B

 

Sheridan: blow their tracks off, remain undetected while harassing the behemoth until you get an opportunity to get behind. also, call in an airstrike and fire support.

 

AMX 13 105: shoot the tracks and run away. come back later after allies have whittled down the JPE100 and ninja the kill, claiming that you did most of the work anyways

 

WZ-132-1: employ guerrilla warfare tactics, and only when the opportunity presents itself do you close in and show off your kung-fu

 

Rhm Pzwagen: employ blitzkrieg tactics and rush in, but then run out of steam ammo as you find yourself outnumbered and outgunned, forced to retreat and deal with two (or more) failing flanks and be totally annihilated.


Edited by ThomChen114, 10 April 2018 - 10:43 AM.

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