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OutCom #1 Posted 07 June 2018 - 12:16 AM

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Hi there! Seeing many new players not knowing where to go when playing the new maps, I decided to take it upon myself (with help from others) to show these people how2play 1.0 maps! Everything will be self explanatory in the picture to make it easily understandable to the new player! Happy Tanking!

Starting off with the one and only, what used to be known as Derpenberg. That's right. It's Erlenberg


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Anti-stat padding is better than stat padding because at least then artillery won't go for you


MagicalFlyingFox #2 Posted 07 June 2018 - 12:21 AM

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 A. Guy on 02 June 2018 - 12:40 AM, said:

Destroyer of Tier 6 CW... says it all about you.


OutCom #3 Posted 07 June 2018 - 12:35 AM

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Fisherman's bay!


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2MoE tanks: idfk, ask the others in kac who probably have a better idea than me

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Anti-stat padding is better than stat padding because at least then artillery won't go for you


OutCom #4 Posted 07 June 2018 - 12:40 AM

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And here's Paris and Mines


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2MoE tanks: idfk, ask the others in kac who probably have a better idea than me

3MoE tanks: I'm a poor boi and 3 marking is actual soul destroying

Anti-stat padding is better than stat padding because at least then artillery won't go for you


Wodka_Warrior #5 Posted 07 June 2018 - 01:04 AM

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Fwarkin gold!!!!!!!!!!!:trollface:

 

Do province! 



OutCom #6 Posted 07 June 2018 - 01:18 AM

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View PostWodka_Warrior, on 07 June 2018 - 03:04 AM, said:

Fwarkin gold!!!!!!!!!!!:trollface:

 

Do province! 

You ask, we deliver

 

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My accounts: er.... half of kac?

2MoE tanks: idfk, ask the others in kac who probably have a better idea than me

3MoE tanks: I'm a poor boi and 3 marking is actual soul destroying

Anti-stat padding is better than stat padding because at least then artillery won't go for you


_EzioAuditore_ #7 Posted 07 June 2018 - 01:24 AM

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OutCom #8 Posted 07 June 2018 - 01:53 AM

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And a few more to finish the night


My accounts: er.... half of kac?

2MoE tanks: idfk, ask the others in kac who probably have a better idea than me

3MoE tanks: I'm a poor boi and 3 marking is actual soul destroying

Anti-stat padding is better than stat padding because at least then artillery won't go for you


OutCom #9 Posted 07 June 2018 - 01:54 AM

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My accounts: er.... half of kac?

2MoE tanks: idfk, ask the others in kac who probably have a better idea than me

3MoE tanks: I'm a poor boi and 3 marking is actual soul destroying

Anti-stat padding is better than stat padding because at least then artillery won't go for you


OutCom #10 Posted 07 June 2018 - 01:56 AM

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And final one to finish it off


My accounts: er.... half of kac?

2MoE tanks: idfk, ask the others in kac who probably have a better idea than me

3MoE tanks: I'm a poor boi and 3 marking is actual soul destroying

Anti-stat padding is better than stat padding because at least then artillery won't go for you


IMC_Jimmy #11 Posted 07 June 2018 - 04:03 AM

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Sensational.  Do u mind if i use these for our battles?
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Ezz #12 Posted 07 June 2018 - 05:32 AM

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AlexTheKid72 #13 Posted 07 June 2018 - 06:12 AM

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MagicalFlyingFox #14 Posted 07 June 2018 - 12:27 PM

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View PostIMC_Jimmy, on 07 June 2018 - 06:03 AM, said:

Sensational.  Do u mind if i use these for our battles?

 

Feel free.

 

There are a surprising number of wobbly bridges in this game. 


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 A. Guy on 02 June 2018 - 12:40 AM, said:

Destroyer of Tier 6 CW... says it all about you.


Wodka_Warrior #15 Posted 07 June 2018 - 12:54 PM

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Lol good 1 - personal fave was maccas drive thru hehe.

Dunno about wobbly bridges but ya might wanna include "soapy rocks" cos dat shit is nasty.

 



MagicalFlyingFox #16 Posted 07 June 2018 - 12:59 PM

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But that would involve covering the entire map with soapy rock signs :(

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 A. Guy on 02 June 2018 - 12:40 AM, said:

Destroyer of Tier 6 CW... says it all about you.


spacewolf #17 Posted 07 June 2018 - 01:01 PM

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Maps are incomplete - nowhere do I see suitable locations to engage in battle buddy resets.

 

How can we pad WNEzz if we have no guide?


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MagicalFlyingFox #18 Posted 07 June 2018 - 01:02 PM

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View Postspacewolf, on 07 June 2018 - 03:01 PM, said:

Maps are incomplete - nowhere do I see suitable locations to engage in battle buddy resets.

 

How can we pad WNEzz if we have no guide?

 

That too will involve a box on the entire map :P

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 A. Guy on 02 June 2018 - 12:40 AM, said:

Destroyer of Tier 6 CW... says it all about you.


spacewolf #19 Posted 07 June 2018 - 01:53 PM

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That's kind of the guidelines I apply now, but sadly I did turn a shade of aqua for a few games over the last 2 or 3 days.

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Ezz #20 Posted 07 June 2018 - 03:33 PM

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View Postspacewolf, on 07 June 2018 - 03:53 PM, said:

That's kind of the guidelines I apply now, but sadly I did turn a shade of aqua for a few games over the last 2 or 3 days.

 

I stand by my earlier comment that there'd be far fewer blue players if they chose a less aesthetically pleasant colour.

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