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FramFramson #421 Posted 05 November 2018 - 05:18 AM

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Mother_Of_All_Rommel #422 Posted 05 November 2018 - 01:48 PM

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I thought I could pull at least 200 game in 6 days when I buy max lvl hallowen. What a waste of gold.
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Mother_Of_All_Rommel #423 Posted 08 November 2018 - 05:26 PM

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I got me a chaffe, feels terrible when almost every LT can outspot me, and almost useless in T7 game. Also, the birch gun. It got stupid good arc, and turret to go with. To bad WG forgot to put a GUN on it :izmena:

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Sir_Direkin #424 Posted 08 November 2018 - 08:59 PM

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View PostMother_Of_All_Rommel, on 08 November 2018 - 05:26 PM, said:

I got me a chaffe, feels terrible when almost every LT can outspot me, and almost useless in T7 game.

 

The Chaffee is pretty good for a tier V. Its gun handling leaves a lot to be desired though; that's the only real issue I've had with it. I've not really had much of a problem  being outspotted, as usually it's the other way around.

 

View PostMother_Of_All_Rommel, on 08 November 2018 - 05:26 PM, said:

Also, the birch gun. It got stupid good arc, and turret to go with. To bad WG forgot to put a GUN on it :izmena:

 

I see you're a fellow masochist. While other nations get stun at tier V, you'll still be throwing fire crackers at tier VII.


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View PostMother_Of_All_Rommel, on 08 November 2018 - 05:26 PM, said:

I got me a chaffe, feels terrible when almost every LT can outspot me, and almost useless in T7 game. Also, the birch gun. It got stupid good arc, and turret to go with. To bad WG forgot to put a GUN on it :izmena:

 

 

 

It's effective against LT's...if you somehow manage to directly hit one. Big-boy arties simply just splash them lol.


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Sir_Direkin #426 Posted 08 November 2018 - 11:54 PM

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Complete, unadulterated [edited] [edited]RNG in that match.

 

 

Top tier in the IS. Should be good right? Usually yes, but no. It's like the server decided "Oh, you're top tier are you? Well, you're still not going to have any fun. In fact you must lose". Missed the first 3 fully aimed shots on a target 5 metres away. [edited]? Bounce the next 4, including off a [edited] bottom tier. At this point enemies literally just sat in front of my gun as they realised I'm not allowed to [edited] hit anything. Loaded gold and shot a bottom tier, because as that point I wasn't sure that even that would work. 7 misses and bounces off targets that shouldn't have survived at that range. Get [edited] [edited].


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I may have had some bad RNG games before, but that's just taking the piss.

 

 

M10 Wolverine, and the gun just would not behave. Burnt through all standard ammo with miss after miss. Those shells did not want to go where I was aiming. Well, at  least it was a win. Got 'Raider' with just a couple seconds remaining.


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View PostSir_Direkin, on 09 November 2018 - 05:03 PM, said:

I may have had some bad RNG games before, but that's just taking the piss.

 

 

M10 Wolverine, and the gun just would not behave. Burnt through all standard ammo with miss after miss. Those shells did not want to go where I was aiming. Well, at  least it was a win. Got 'Raider' with just a couple seconds remaining.

Waitwaitwait. You got “raider”?  As in the medal you get for capping yet remaining unspotted the ENTIRE game, AND you fired 46 shots?

 

wow


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View Post_Sammich_, on 10 November 2018 - 09:46 AM, said:

Waitwaitwait. You got “raider”?  As in the medal you get for capping yet remaining unspotted the ENTIRE game, AND you fired 46 shots?

 

wow

 

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View Post_Sammich_, on 09 November 2018 - 06:46 PM, said:

Waitwaitwait. You got “raider”?  As in the medal you get for capping yet remaining unspotted the ENTIRE game, AND you fired 46 shots?

 

wow

 

And he wonders why there were so many misses...

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View Post_Sammich_, on 10 November 2018 - 07:46 AM, said:

Waitwaitwait. You got “raider”?  As in the medal you get for capping yet remaining unspotted the ENTIRE game, AND you fired 46 shots?

 

wow

 

View PostFramFramson, on 10 November 2018 - 08:17 AM, said:

And he wonders why there were so many misses...

 

Bottom tier on Cliffs in a Wolverine with a BiA full camo crew. Enemies have to get quite close to detect me. Sure, I could move up to the hill for a good vantage point like the Wolverine on the enemy team did, or rather tried to do, and last a whole 2 seconds just like him, accomplishing a whopping 1 shot of damage, just like him. Their Hellcat and Ikv 65 tried the same thing too, and it didn't work out too well for them either. So clearly that wouldn't be the right play. And assuming I did get to the top relatively unscathed, I'd have the enemy AMX 13 75 to contend with. In a Wolverine? I'd rather not... Go around the east? I'd be the only one there. Go west? I'd be the only one there too. Go mid where the enemy top tier heavy is sitting? Not good prospects no matter which way I go.

 

 

Went around to their base to get shots on them from behind when it was clear all the enemies were mid, decided to cap instead. Our Ikv kept them pinned at mid while I moved around. And though they came back to reset, being in a Wolverine I could spot them coming, they can't see me, so could still damage them while remaining undetected. Vision mechanics.


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Oh I thought you were in the Panther Warcrime, not an ACTUAL Wolverine.

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Times 5 weekends

 

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Sir_Direkin #435 Posted 12 November 2018 - 05:28 PM

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View Postjumphonner, on 12 November 2018 - 03:55 PM, said:

Times 5 weekends

 

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Isn't it just. But your LTs look like they've at least moved forward. Usually I get games where the LT is hanging back. Had one moments ago in the Wolverine where I had to spot for our two LTs, a T71 CMD and AMX 12t. Unfortunately they were in no position to snipe the Type 64 I had spotted heading our way, and it wasn't until it reached our spawn area that they actually engaged. Both of them working together failed to take out that solo Type 64, dealing only ~100hp damage, and both dying in the process.

 

And then you have others who fail to understand the purpose of their tank. Again a Wolverine game, Ensk. 3 enemies on cap, I take out the M4, so now just 2 enemies on cap. I have to deal with a Hetzer that's trying to sneak up behind me, meanwhile the KV-1S on our team is 15m away from cap and does nothing. Just sits there. Full health. By the time I've killed the Hetzer we only have seconds left. He still hasn't moved. We lose, and he's dealt no damage at all. Still full health. 15m...

 

Muppets on the team? Yep, plenty of those.

 

On the bright side, with the train heist mission you only need to deal one shot of damage to get into the top 10. No exaggeration.


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x5 Weekends are bad, but daily bonds missions are the lowest of the low.

 

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Oh it's not that bad... came back after 7 weeks off, 5 from 8, a bombadier and a gores... muauauauahgahahahah.

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Had a bit of a break, got on tonight to have some games, hop into the Obj 277.

To my absolute horror there are only 35 HE shells in my tank.

(Still came 4th on dmg tho hahaha :P (2,069 dmg with HE))

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10 town maps in a row in the Wolverine. Really WG?

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"continue to play as Town"

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