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[DOGS-] Drowning Or Generally Suiciding - Recruitment thread


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Profanisaurus #1 Posted 10 August 2018 - 07:58 AM

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Do you like the sound your arty makes when you suicide against a rock? Do you like the sound of your crew drowning? Think your survival rate in SPGs is just a bit too high?

 

Do you like accusing anyone with decent stats who beats you of being a cheat? Do you find 0 damage while top tier not enough to stop you bagging out other players?

 

Then have I got the clan for you!!!  Come and join the world of [DOGS-]Drowning Or Generally Suiciding. Potentially the most accurately named clan on the ASIA cluster!

 

That's right folks, a limited time opportunity to join the clan who's officers say suiciding is acceptable because everyone better than them is a cheat and using hacks. "In our clan you do what you like, we don't take ORDERS from ANYONE!! When the game goes to [edited] it makes no sense to give away your kill/HP to cheating [edited] anyway".

 

Just message one of our officers in battle but do it in the first few minutes of the battle otherwise they'll have suicided before you can.

 

Become a [DOGS-] now! Pride of the AU periphery!!


Edited by Profanisaurus, 10 August 2018 - 07:59 AM.


Napalmer #2 Posted 10 August 2018 - 08:02 AM

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Hype_ #3 Posted 10 August 2018 - 08:21 AM

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Did you spell KELLY wrong?

 


Thadeous #4 Posted 10 August 2018 - 08:43 AM

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Profanisaurus #5 Posted 10 August 2018 - 08:48 AM

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Fatty?  Are you watching me?

Ezz #6 Posted 10 August 2018 - 08:49 AM

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Moz! And i didn't think this thread could be improved upon!


Edited by Ezz, 10 August 2018 - 08:53 AM.

Who the [edited] are you? Get Spoofed! "wouldn't be a proper WG balance change if they didn't [edited] something up after all "

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MagicalFlyingFox #7 Posted 10 August 2018 - 01:03 PM

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View PostHype_, on 10 August 2018 - 10:21 AM, said:

Did you spell KELLY wrong?

 

Clearly you haven't ANZed. (don't)

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 A. Guy on 02 June 2018 - 12:40 AM, said:

Destroyer of Tier 6 CW... says it all about you.


BurningSeraph #8 Posted 10 August 2018 - 01:22 PM

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This is a gud thread, but sadly the caliber of people who this is aimed at won't see it or do anything about it as they would have to A) pull their heads out of their backsides and come to this scary place which contains some people who's stats are green or better hackers, and B) be literate. Neither of these things will happen. They'll be in game, waiting, and they'll get in your match and demonstrate their resolute determination to not improve, ever.


Edited by BurningSeraph, 10 August 2018 - 02:14 PM.

Conan, on 01 October 2018 - 08:48 PM, said:

This makes me sad

IMC_Jimmy #9 Posted 10 August 2018 - 08:57 PM

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_EzioAuditore_ #10 Posted 10 August 2018 - 10:16 PM

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View PostIMC_Jimmy, on 10 August 2018 - 08:57 PM, said:

We lost 3 Clan wars tonight but hey, if you listen to DOG members 1AR use aimbots:popcorn:

 

They would say its because the people you lost to use more cheats than you :trollface:

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Defiance_ #11 Posted 10 August 2018 - 10:35 PM

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View Post_EzioAuditore_, on 10 August 2018 - 10:16 PM, said:

 

They would say its because the people you lost to use more cheats than you :trollface:

 

All CWs were on stream today, can confirm, no cheats were used.... xD

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JOC469 #12 Posted 11 August 2018 - 06:31 AM

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View PostDefiance_, on 11 August 2018 - 12:35 AM, said:

 

All CWs were on stream today, can confirm, no cheats were used.... xD

 

Streaming isn't a guarantee of no cheats

 

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joc469, the great purporter of  'name-changer' and 'clan-leaver' all hail the JOC469!


JordyBro #13 Posted 11 August 2018 - 07:19 AM

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View PostDefiance_, on 10 August 2018 - 02:35 PM, said:

 

All CWs were on stream today, can confirm, no cheats were used.... xD

 

Cheats or no cheats, the burning question is will they run from LIFE


DerRegenbogen #14 Posted 11 August 2018 - 04:03 PM

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View PostJordyBro, on 11 August 2018 - 07:19 AM, said:

 

Cheats or no cheats, the burning question is will they run from LIFE

 

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IMC_Jimmy #15 Posted 11 August 2018 - 04:24 PM

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View PostJordyBro, on 11 August 2018 - 08:49 AM, said:

 

Cheats or no cheats, the burning question is will they run from LIFE

 

yes will they? time will tell
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Dumb0_Duck #16 Posted 16 August 2018 - 11:59 AM

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This was a while ago but a DOGS player called me a cheater for using gold ammo in my tier 8 to pen his E-100 

If you're a player who redlines in a super heavy, plays lots of spgs, team kill for no reason, and so forth. Then DOGS is that clan for you

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Profanisaurus #17 Posted 16 August 2018 - 12:03 PM

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ooooh. Colour me shocked Duckie.

Ezz #18 Posted 16 August 2018 - 12:22 PM

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Figured it might be time to help out with the recruitment, so a few potentials (names available on request - PM Fireguard_ for details)...

 

And a few more who may be looking for a clan to help them tweak a few of their settings...

Note, this guy may need poaching...


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View PostHype_, on 10 August 2018 - 12:21 AM, said:

Did you spell KELLY wrong?

 

Well I had a KELLY guy on my team the other night and he was fine, even had a +51% WR (I checked at the end of the game because he was most unKELLY like.)

 

Maybe the are changes afoot?



Profanisaurus #20 Posted 16 August 2018 - 12:37 PM

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View PostEzz, on 16 August 2018 - 04:22 AM, said:

Figured it might be time to help out with the recruitment, so a few potentials (names available on request - PM Fireguard_ for details)...

 

And a few more who may be looking for a clan to help them tweak a few of their settings...

Note, this guy may need poaching...

 

Had a game last night where the enemy had a Flak bus. One of my platoon called at the start of the game that this bloke would drown himself.

 

Sure enough as the team folded he reversed from his position camping behind the base on Fjords into a watery grave. My only regret was finishing boosters meant we jumped to the next game before I could post him a link this thread.






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