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Profanisaurus #1 Posted 23 August 2018 - 06:08 AM

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Do you like the sound your arty makes when you suicide against a rock? Do you like the sound of your crew drowning? Think your survival rate in SPGs is just a bit too high?

 

Or do you like accusing anyone with decent stats who beats you of being a cheat? Do you find 0 damage while top tier not enough to stop you bagging out other players?

 

Great news, I have the clan for you!!!  Come and join the world of [SOOK] the clan for crybabies who like to cheat other players of XP and credits, claim everyone else cheats then run crying to wargaming when people call them on it. Potentially the most accurately named clan on the ASIA cluster!!!!!

 

So that's right folks, a limited time opportunity to join the clan who's officers say suiciding is acceptable because everyone better than them is a cheat and using hacks. "In our clan you do what you like, we don't take ORDERS from ANYONE!! When the game goes to [edited] it makes no sense to give away your kill/HP to cheating [edited] anyway".

 

- Just message one of our officers in battle but do it in the first few minutes of the battle otherwise they'll have suicided before you can.

 

Become a [SOOK] now! Pride of the AU periphery!!



StormCrowReaperManyHat #2 Posted 23 August 2018 - 06:42 AM

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Testimonials from real SOOKS

'Since I joined [SOOK] my survival rate has finally reached 0, I feel they've helped me become the waste of space I always aspired to'
BANgryRipper

'I was sick of being told not to be an actual piece of human [edited] by my last clan so I joined [SOOK], I now accuse every other player of using cheats and hacks every game before drowning myself every game. It's great!'
xAUSSIEPOWAHx

 

'PBKAC are notorious hackers and cheats'
44%ersarepeopletoo

 


Edited by StormCrowReaperManyHat, 23 August 2018 - 06:45 AM.

Outrage is too exhausting to maintain for years on end. Numpty fatigue has set in.

The rage of 2013/2014 has sullenly ceded ground to apathy and despair, there is no viable alternative.

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NZStevie #3 Posted 23 August 2018 - 07:04 AM

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Does the clan have a minimum requirement? 

 

Asking for a friend. 


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Ezz #4 Posted 23 August 2018 - 07:49 AM

    How many flipping posts do I need to get past Major?

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Damn i'm away from my screenshots otherwise I'd have plenty more sooks you could recruit. In fact do you guys take sub 48%ers who start battles by saying they have a noob team? I'll be on the look out. May even get a link to the thread in a macro. 

Who the [edited] are you? Get Spoofed! "wouldn't be a proper WG balance change if they didn't [edited] something up after all "

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spacewolf #5 Posted 23 August 2018 - 07:54 AM

    I still think it's morally wrong so in fact I'm right.

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View PostNZStevie, on 23 August 2018 - 09:04 AM, said:

Does the clan have a minimum requirement? 

 

Asking for a friend. 

 

Purple recents in drowing, and black recents in actual damage. 

 

Also need to be able to believe in flat earth. 


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Ezz #6 Posted 23 August 2018 - 07:56 AM

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Is a 20% survival rate too high? And can we get survival rate incorporated into a config to aid in recruitment? 

Who the [edited] are you? Get Spoofed! "wouldn't be a proper WG balance change if they didn't [edited] something up after all "

>9000 cynicism brought to you by P2W, RIP Balance and the Cartoon Connection

Currently moderating your English speaking community : AALGMadibaCenturion_NZ, Elite911, Moonbase Patrol Copter 7

R. Pubbie: "why are all PBKAC players so rude, arrogant and nasty? and why do Mods favor them?"


struth #7 Posted 23 August 2018 - 08:03 AM

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Does charging out into the frontlines as fast as possible in my bottom tier Japanese HT, then getting insta killed and blaming my team mates help?

 

Or is that too dynamic a playstyle for SOOKS ?



spacewolf #8 Posted 23 August 2018 - 08:05 AM

    I still think it's morally wrong so in fact I'm right.

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New metric: WNSOOK.

 

Damage/(survival + drowning (self) * (number of in game sperges/number of arty self explosions)) * cheat haxusations

 

@Struth: that kind of activity is prime candidate material!


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struth #9 Posted 23 August 2018 - 08:11 AM

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Wow, I will practice more then

_Sammich_ #10 Posted 23 August 2018 - 08:30 AM

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Does SOOK accept canines as members?
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spacewolf #11 Posted 23 August 2018 - 09:27 AM

    I still think it's morally wrong so in fact I'm right.

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Negative. Canines have proven to react too positively to training and hence learn too quickly, thus taking them out of [SOOK]'s lofty recruitment heights. 

 

I'm fairly certain there would be some strong dog candidates tho ;)


Edited by spacewolf, 23 August 2018 - 09:28 AM.

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Puggsley #12 Posted 23 August 2018 - 09:59 AM

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I heard on the grapevine they are developing a shortcut mod

 

F1 - "I only have poor stats because I don't cheat!"

F2 - "Gud@lyfe and proud of it"

F3 - "Nice blind shot!"



_Sammich_ #13 Posted 23 August 2018 - 10:11 AM

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F4 - my stats are bad because I play4fun
F5 - Lag made me drown
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IMC_Jimmy #14 Posted 23 August 2018 - 10:25 AM

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I had a friend who joined SOOK recently and he reckons it's the best.

Quoted.... i love that i can sit at the back of spawn in my heavy tank, behind the artillery and wreak other players games. This clan is so understanding.... Just_a_Arrow

 

 

ps. I also heard a rumor that this clan also donates 1 dolla to the blind dog association every time a member drowns or kills themselves.  Good on you SOOKs, giving back to the community 


Edited by IMC_Jimmy, 23 August 2018 - 10:30 AM.

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Napalmer #15 Posted 23 August 2018 - 10:34 AM

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SOOK, the only clan where having a 39% winrate in a session isn't because of your terrible damage and spotting ratios, but the results of dastardly cheating people from a specific region!

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Puggsley #16 Posted 23 August 2018 - 10:35 AM

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F6 - lag made me shoot u.

 

 

Coming clean, I have sometimes used this in-game.



Profanisaurus #17 Posted 23 August 2018 - 10:41 AM

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I know someone who should have it programmed they use it so much...

jumphonner #18 Posted 23 August 2018 - 11:53 AM

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You lot are barking mad

 

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Profanisaurus #19 Posted 23 August 2018 - 11:55 AM

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Make sure you say hi to any SOOK players you see in game for the next few days lads let them know how much we like them cheating us out of XP and credits.

 

I recommend statements like "We've got SOOK on our team GG" to indicate how sure you are of a win thanks to their value add.


Edited by Profanisaurus, 23 August 2018 - 12:10 PM.


Napalmer #20 Posted 23 August 2018 - 12:12 PM

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"Gee Great, it's SOOK!" ?

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