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Ladies and gentlemen, your #1 ANZ clan is here to stay.... er I mean ditch

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Twit_ #1 Posted 20 October 2019 - 01:19 PM

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Come one come all!

 

Gather around the fireplace, and let us explore the wonderful world of the #1 ANZ clan and just how they managed to attain such a title...

Once upon a time, there was a man, named UNSPECIFIED DADDY MALE.

 

He resided in 1AR where he played with his mates, and called the occasional game,

After some time, he longed for more, better competition and found himself joining what was at the time LIFE (-gasp!-)

A sure-fire top-tier clan ready to suit his desires of bigger and bolder things in World of Tanks!

 

UNSPECIFIED DADDY MALE began to mix in well with his new-found clanmates,

In this new land of unknowns, he even started calling for them which once again, ended up going rather swimmingly!

 

But one day... many a CW seasons later...

UNSPECIFIED DADDY MALE decided he wanted more (or less, depending on how you see it) and was tired of being on the second rung

So he decided to branch out, leave the clan and form his own!

This was to be DADDY, formed off of the back of a APAC League team that actually did decent enough, tie breaking TE, and instilled some confidence

 

After a while of building and recruiting, UNSPECIFIED DADDY MALE set out to become the #1 ANZ clan and he knew he would have to take on his former clan to take that title.....

...

Actually you know what, none of this is true...

 

Lets take a sneek-peek at what our #1 ANZ clan is really doing these days!

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#1 ANZ clan

 

 

edit: n/s also credit to celest for writeup and ice for putting my memes into gifs

 

Name and Shame, Post updated. User warned
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Edited by Twit_, 20 October 2019 - 04:52 PM.

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WHY DO THEY CALL IT OVEN WHEN YOU OF IN THE COLD FOOD OF OUT HOT EAT THE FOOD 


RainbowAssassin #2 Posted 20 October 2019 - 01:20 PM

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CelestiaLudenberg #3 Posted 20 October 2019 - 01:23 PM

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Not even crediting the people who made the stuff

 

Got me feelin a kinda way


>When I hear a 4 door 20e auto 33 going WADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA in the rain


JS_NeedsAdultSupervision #4 Posted 20 October 2019 - 01:26 PM

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View PostCelestiaLudenberg, on 20 October 2019 - 01:23 PM, said:

Not even crediting the people who made the stuff

 

Got me feelin a kinda way

 

Thank you for your service.


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CelestiaLudenberg #5 Posted 20 October 2019 - 01:33 PM

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View PostxRainbowAssassinx, on 20 October 2019 - 05:26 PM, said:

 

Thank you for your service.

 

At least someone appreciates me.


>When I hear a 4 door 20e auto 33 going WADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA in the rain


HoPeY_ #6 Posted 20 October 2019 - 01:36 PM

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It is nice to see a #1 team that actually seeks and gets battles. GG Daddy. Well done.

Twit_ #7 Posted 20 October 2019 - 01:36 PM

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Edited by Twit_, 20 October 2019 - 01:40 PM.

The mindset you need to improve

 

 

WHY DO THEY CALL IT OVEN WHEN YOU OF IN THE COLD FOOD OF OUT HOT EAT THE FOOD 


RainbowAssassin #8 Posted 20 October 2019 - 01:36 PM

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Edited by RainbowAssassin, 20 October 2019 - 01:50 PM.

 
Living in the wilderness as a unicum unicorn         

Tier 10 3 marks: IS-4, IS-7, T57 Heavy Tank, FV217 Badger, Leopard 1, AMX 50 B, Object 140, Conqueror Gun Carriage, VK 72.01 (K), FV215b (183), Super Conqueror, Object 277, T-100 LT, Jagdpanzer E 100, Bat.-châtillon 25 t, WZ 111 model 5A, FV215b, Centurion Action X, Object 430U, Type 5 Heavy, 60TP Lewandowskiego, T-62A, T110E4, E100, TVP T 50/51, OBJ. 260, T110E3, STB-1, FV4005 Stage II, T95/FV4201, M48A5 Patton
 

 


CelestiaLudenberg #9 Posted 20 October 2019 - 01:42 PM

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View PostRainbowAssassin, on 20 October 2019 - 05:36 PM, said:

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TIM, LIFE, MYTH, ANIML, TEAL P__C.png

 

Wait...


>When I hear a 4 door 20e auto 33 going WADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA in the rain


Twit_ #10 Posted 20 October 2019 - 01:59 PM

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The mindset you need to improve

 

 

WHY DO THEY CALL IT OVEN WHEN YOU OF IN THE COLD FOOD OF OUT HOT EAT THE FOOD 


JS_NeedsAdultSupervision #11 Posted 20 October 2019 - 02:04 PM

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View PostCelestiaLudenberg, on 20 October 2019 - 01:42 PM, said:


TIM, LIFE, MYTH, ANIML, TEAL P__C.png

 

Wait...

 

LOL! A clan that has had to reform not once, not twice, not thrice, not frithe, not fithe, but sixthe times! Must be an absolute mess in that poor excuse for a clan.

 

 

LOL.


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Twit_ #12 Posted 20 October 2019 - 02:11 PM

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View PostxRainbowAssassinx, on 20 October 2019 - 02:04 PM, said:

 

LOL! A clan that has had to reform not once, not twice, not thrice, not frithe, not fithe, but sixthe times! Must be an absolute mess in that poor excuse for a clan.

 

 

LOL.


haha! imagine having a clan emblem of a LARGE UNSPECIFIED MALE hatching out of an egg! 

 

X MAN, X.


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Buff_Hamster #13 Posted 20 October 2019 - 02:18 PM

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Buff_Hamster #14 Posted 20 October 2019 - 02:19 PM

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I think someone needs to address the grammatical error in Daddy logo.

JS_NeedsAdultSupervision #15 Posted 20 October 2019 - 02:23 PM

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Twit_, on 20 October 2019 - 02:04 PM, said:

 

haha! imagine having a clan emblem of a LARGE UNSPECIFIED MALE hatching out of an egg! 

 

X MAN, X.

 

You know what, I don't really get this whole 'meme' thing, but I'm pretty sure thats what this clan's logo is meant to be. I put it down to the undisciplined nature of how these young children are raised. I have to keep reminding myself that things aren't how they used to be, like in my childhood. I mean, its a regularity to see kids roaming the streets, with a complete disregard for their surroundings. When I was young, I was doing chores around the house, my school homework and getting to bed at a reasonable time. I personally blame these so called 'memes' for this uncivilised generation of young adults, and hopefully, one day they will see the absolute carnage they have left in their wake.

x


Edited by xRainbowAssassinx, 20 October 2019 - 02:45 PM.

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Twit_ #16 Posted 20 October 2019 - 02:30 PM

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View PostxRainbowAssassinx, on 20 October 2019 - 02:23 PM, said:

 

 

You know what, I don't really get this whole 'meme' thing, but I'm pretty sure thats what this clan's logo is meant to be. I put it down to the undisciplined nature of how these young children are raised. I have to keep reminding myself that things aren't how they used to be, like in my childhood. I mean, its a regularity to see kids roaming the streets, with a complete disregard for their surroundings. When I was young, I was doing chores around the house, my school homework and getting to bed at a reasonable time. I personally blame these so called 'memes' for this uncivilised generation of young adults, and hopefully, one day they will see the absolute carnage they have left in their wake.

x


look at you, quoting inside of a quote man x

 

 


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Buff_Hamster #17 Posted 20 October 2019 - 02:35 PM

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_stevethegecko_ #18 Posted 20 October 2019 - 02:36 PM

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People complain clan wars is dead

People don't show up for clan wars

 

hmm

 

Nope, don't see the connection.


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CelestiaLudenberg #19 Posted 20 October 2019 - 03:12 PM

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By the way guys.

 

ANZ Frontlines are forming!!!


>When I hear a 4 door 20e auto 33 going WADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA in the rain


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View PostCelestiaLudenberg, on 20 October 2019 - 05:12 PM, said:

By the way guys.

 

ANZ Frontlines are forming!!!

 

Too early, wait until later


   

     

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