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_Sammich_ #1 Posted 24 January 2020 - 05:51 AM

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The “short” tank review thread for the Cromwell got my thinking - what if there was an even shorter review? Say of around 4 words, which could accurately convey the tank to both newbies and experienced players?

 

So with that in mind, let’s kick it off with some examples.  Feel free to add your own.

 

Cromwell - bad accuracy zoom zoom

KV-2 - big gun bad reload

Setter - bad DPM, bad camo

T67 - seal clubbers wet dream

Obj 703 II - 2 guns bang bang

 

Some more:

Pz1c - dakka dakka bounce bounce

O-no - enemy weakspot knowledge irrelevant 

 


Edited by _Sammich_, 24 January 2020 - 10:37 AM.

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Ezz #2 Posted 24 January 2020 - 05:53 AM

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Luchs - bot clubber's wet dream

E50 - snipey bouncey ram ram


Edited by Ezz, 24 January 2020 - 05:54 AM.

Who the [edited] are you? Get Spoofed! "wouldn't be a proper WG balance change if they didn't [edited] something up after all "

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Profanisaurus #3 Posted 24 January 2020 - 06:02 AM

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Black Prince - Pretty, but quite shit

SU-76i - Overly Competitive Tier three

ELC EVEN - Be Vewwy Vewwy quiet.


Edited by Profanisaurus, 24 January 2020 - 06:03 AM.

Thanks Conan - (Insert Eggplant here)

azmania3000 #4 Posted 24 January 2020 - 06:25 AM

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jumphonner #5 Posted 24 January 2020 - 07:03 AM

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Pz IIJ - Very large wallet required

Hetzer - One bangs are fun


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Ezz #6 Posted 24 January 2020 - 07:05 AM

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13 57 - pew pew pew pew

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FramFramson #7 Posted 24 January 2020 - 08:51 AM

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FramFramson #8 Posted 24 January 2020 - 08:55 AM

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charcoal44 #9 Posted 24 January 2020 - 09:30 AM

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Ezz #10 Posted 24 January 2020 - 09:37 AM

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Think that could be used for quite a few Fram.

 

T49 - boom pen fire muaaahaaahaaa

53/55 - no other arty required


Edited by Ezz, 24 January 2020 - 09:40 AM.

Who the [edited] are you? Get Spoofed! "wouldn't be a proper WG balance change if they didn't [edited] something up after all "

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MagicalFlyingFox #11 Posted 24 January 2020 - 09:56 AM

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FramFramson #12 Posted 24 January 2020 - 10:01 AM

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azmania3000 #13 Posted 24 January 2020 - 10:07 AM

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P.43 ter- "That's a crappy meatball metaball"

 

autospell or daydreaming?


Edited by azmania3000, 24 January 2020 - 10:08 AM.


FramFramson #14 Posted 24 January 2020 - 10:15 AM

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IMC_Jezza #15 Posted 24 January 2020 - 10:32 AM

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IMC_Jezza #16 Posted 24 January 2020 - 10:35 AM

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mttspiii #17 Posted 24 January 2020 - 11:09 AM

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jumphonner #18 Posted 24 January 2020 - 11:27 AM

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Genesong #19 Posted 24 January 2020 - 11:31 AM

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spacewolf #20 Posted 24 January 2020 - 12:14 PM

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