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Poll: How life choices affect gameplay (18 members have cast votes)

Which hat is most befitting a great leader?

  1. 1.Nacho sombrero (3 votes [16.67%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 16.67%

  2. 2.Viking helmet (2 votes [11.11%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 11.11%

  3. 3.Crown (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  4. 4.Bicorne (4 votes [22.22%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 22.22%

  5. 5.Covid Safe (7 votes [38.89%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 38.89%

  6. 6.Davy Crockett (2 votes [11.11%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 11.11%

  7. 7.Gangstaa! (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

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azmania3000 #1 Posted 30 January 2021 - 09:42 AM

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1nacho sombrero      2     3       4     5      6      7

 

It's been a while community. No need for a life story, but, it's been a while.

There are things that, weigh, heavily in my mind. Keep me up at night. Regret. Life choices. The spectre of entropy, ravaging what life is left in my body. Torturing the soul. Like last night:

 

azmania3000: "What I was Promised"

 

 

                   

This man has potential! Look at that groomed hair, fitted jacket, sturdy, striking posture. This is surely my leader.

I choose you, Conan! Bestow the title of Maharlika to me and I will provide my service in arms to your noble and worthy cause.

Alright! lets go back to twitch...........and..........WoT sea........oh look battles are up. And.........

...

...

...

 >.>

Wat the...

 

azmania3000: "What was delivered"

 

 

Dude! The HAT. You could at least be a captain or a seargent.........Breaking my [edited] heart here man.

 

I can't play like this...there is a certain order to the universe that must be observed.


Edited by azmania3000, 30 January 2021 - 04:39 PM.


misterD #2 Posted 30 January 2021 - 01:13 PM

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you forgot to mention the chip munk voice azz.....:trollface:

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Ezz #3 Posted 30 January 2021 - 02:17 PM

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View PostmisterD, on 30 January 2021 - 03:13 PM, said:

you forgot to mention the chip munk voice azz.....

Still thread of the year... just need the great man to get here.


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azmania3000 #4 Posted 30 January 2021 - 03:19 PM

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D isn't being nice. Given the above examples, Conan could have done a lot worse. XD

 

Every great leader needs a Great Hat. Caeser wore the laurel wreath. Lincoln wore a stovepipe. Harry Potter had a giant, mouldy talking sock. The list goes on!


Edited by azmania3000, 30 January 2021 - 03:19 PM.


Travlla #5 Posted 30 January 2021 - 04:15 PM

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Number 1,must be number 1, 


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Well they sucked the fun right outa this place. 

 


azmania3000 #6 Posted 30 January 2021 - 05:54 PM

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@ Trav:

Man I could really go for some of those little coctail weenies that come on toothpicks, that come with that sauce.

 

It looks like Ketchup, tastes like ketchup; but man! It ain't ketchup. 



azmania3000 #7 Posted 30 January 2021 - 10:09 PM

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Gunning for the win. Ok this is redemption.

 

Dude I haven't been following your stream; but that other hat...

>.>

Used to belong to the radio operator. It's bad luck.



FramFramson #8 Posted 31 January 2021 - 05:34 AM

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View Postazmania3000, on 30 January 2021 - 09:09 AM, said:

Used to belong to the radio operator. It's bad luck.

 

:D


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azmania3000 #9 Posted 01 February 2021 - 08:21 AM

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Folks! We have a contender. An heir to the throne. If there is a prince of team Maharlika it is surely the Mighty Napalmer.

 

FIERCE GAZE

   

 

 

SPICY-A-MEAT-A-BALL

  

 

Really we should have a caption this for Napa. The proportions of ridiculous are plentifully satisfied here.

 

Now if I can only get Bola wearing a hat.........somehow I keep pushing his buttons and can't refrain from being annoying :(


Edited by azmania3000, 01 February 2021 - 08:24 AM.


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It's difficult to find a proper bicorne here where I am currently residing. 

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mttspiii #11 Posted 01 February 2021 - 08:52 PM

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View PostConan, on 01 February 2021 - 07:09 PM, said:

It's difficult to find a proper bicorne here

 

This does suggest that it's not as difficult to find an improper bicorne.

 

Just needs creativity, trash bags, and wire hangers.


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FramFramson #12 Posted 02 February 2021 - 04:58 AM

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View PostConan, on 01 February 2021 - 06:09 AM, said:

It's difficult to find a proper bicorne here where I am currently residing. 

 

Have they no respect for the proud record of the Filipino expeditionary forces during the Napoleonic wars??? :izmena:


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azmania3000 #13 Posted 02 February 2021 - 05:49 AM

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View PostFramFramson, on 02 February 2021 - 06:58 AM, said:

 

Have they no respect for the proud record of the Filipino expeditionary forces during the Napoleonic wars??? :izmena:

 

Wow this is a thing? I'm guessing they served in Spain right?

 

I'm definitely a Bicorne man. Nothing says "total excess" better, than pretending to be Napoleon.

 

@Conan; I found some random store in Australia Bicorn hat | Etsy but eh, I'm not sure how this kind of thing would post. And none of the products really pop. Just skimming the interwebs I can see some militaries still use a Bicorne in their parade uniforms. So maybe something authentic (i.e. actually well made) can be found 2nd hand. This looks like a long term project.



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This thread needs more hat man...
Thanks Conan - (Insert Eggplant here)

FramFramson #15 Posted 02 February 2021 - 08:36 AM

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View Postazmania3000, on 01 February 2021 - 04:49 PM, said:

Wow this is a thing?

 

You get one guess.

 

If you get it wrong, no chicharones for you!


Edited by FramFramson, 02 February 2021 - 08:36 AM.

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azmania3000 #16 Posted 02 February 2021 - 11:10 AM

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View PostFramFramson, on 02 February 2021 - 10:36 AM, said:

 

You get one guess.

 

If you get it wrong, no chicharones for you!

 

Yeah I'm not getting any hits on this for an hour, and I'm pretty good at the history research thingo. Social media has a blind spot on this one. Interesting read though.

 

It seems unlikely Filipino units would make it all the way to Iberia, but I can see military history records before and after......I'd actually like a reference if you got one (I'm not going to the effing library). It seems more likely units from the Philippines would have been deployed to revolts in Spain's other colonies

 

 


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View Postazmania3000, on 01 February 2021 - 10:10 PM, said:

 

Yeah I'm not getting any hits on this for an hour, and I'm pretty good at the history research thingo. Social media has a blind spot on this one. Interesting read though.

 

It seems unlikely Filipino units would make it all the way to Iberia, but I can see military history records before and after......I'd actually like a reference if you got one (I'm not going to the effing library). It seems more likely units from the Philippines would have been deployed to revolts in Spain's other colonies

 

 

AZ

 

I WAS KIDDING

 

LORDY BAGORDY.

 

Actually the relevant history is interesting. What happened in most of Spain's colonies was a revolt that either was suppressed later or resulted in independence for the colony (i.e. Mexico). The Philippines experienced the former, but even by those standards the revolt was especially small and based only in a few of the northern provinces. The main causes for the very limited nature of the Filipino revolt (compared to any other Spanish colony) were that a broad, pan-Filipino attitude hadn't really formed yet, and apparently the hold of the Church on the islands was particularly strong, even by the heavily-Catholicised standards of Spanish colonies.


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Anyway the OBVIOUS answer is that Conan's CLEARLY supposed to be wearing a dragon maid hat.

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azmania3000 #19 Posted 03 February 2021 - 11:23 AM

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View PostFramFramson, on 03 February 2021 - 06:30 AM, said:

 

AZ

 

I WAS KIDDING

 

LORDY BAGORDY.

 

Actually the relevant history is interesting. What happened in most of Spain's colonies was a revolt that either was suppressed later or resulted in independence for the colony (i.e. Mexico). The Philippines experienced the former, but even by those standards the revolt was especially small and based only in a few of the northern provinces. The main causes for the very limited nature of the Filipino revolt (compared to any other Spanish colony) were that a broad, pan-Filipino attitude hadn't really formed yet, and apparently the hold of the Church on the islands was particularly strong, even by the heavily-Catholicised standards of Spanish colonies.

 

Dang. Because, I am bored atm :teethhappy:. Yeah, interesting about Catholicism. Apparently the locals preferred the Church over traditional polytheism, as subscribing to the former reduced factional disputes between islands (and opened trade). They took all the good ideas from Spain (language, identity, trade) then eventually kicked em out. Lols.

 

View PostFramFramson, on 03 February 2021 - 06:33 AM, said:

Anyway the OBVIOUS answer is that Conan's CLEARLY supposed to be wearing a dragon maid hat.

 

There were some honourable mentions. I didn't include horns on the viking helmet, because vikings didn't do that. (it says so on the tv show)

 

I thought maybe also a Roman centurion helmet (crested galea).

 

Maybe I should make a giant tank hat to play TheWerldofTenks..........with the gun projecting from my forehead. This would be boss! 



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View Postazmania3000, on 01 February 2021 - 10:21 AM, said:

Folks! We have a contender. An heir to the throne. If there is a prince of team Maharlika it is surely the Mighty Napalmer.

 

FIERCE GAZE

   

 

 

SPICY-A-MEAT-A-BALL

  

 

Really we should have a caption this for Napa. The proportions of ridiculous are plentifully satisfied here.

 

Now if I can only get Bola wearing a hat.........somehow I keep pushing his buttons and can't refrain from being annoying :(

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